1. Sorry, my bad. 抱歉，我的错。
2. I'm flooded with so many memories. 无数回忆涌上心头。
3. Don't take that tone with me! 不许你用那种口气和我说话!
4. Sweet talker. 嘴巴真甜。
5. Armed to the teeth! 全副武装!
6. Getting my sea legs, matie! 还在适应新工作，伙计!
7. Covered with enough poison to blow your mind...literally. 上面涂的毒药足以让你震惊，真的。
8. Because if you mess with Margo, you mess with me! 因为你敢惹玛格，就是惹我!
Minions: Ah, ha ha ha...Ooh. Aah! Ow! Ow! Woo-hoo!
Kids: Freedonia! Freedonia! Freedonia!
Agnes: Hi, piggy, piggy!
Edith: Huh! Whoa! Look at that house!
Agnes: It's like a castle!
Gru: I can't wait to meet my brother! Uh. What's with all the pigs?
Butler: This is the family business. The largest pig farm in the whole of Freedonia.
Gru: Okay, nice pig. No! That's my private part! Owww! This pig has issues!
Butler: Please, come in.
Minions: Wow. Yeah, haha!
Lucy: Oh, this is amazing! Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel. But with pigs.
Dru: My brother!!
Gru&Dru: My brother!
Dru: Ahhhh! Brother! I am hugging you! I'm so happy! After all these years, finally I'm meeting you!
Gru: Yup, alright, good.
Dru: Oh, look at that! Woo! You must be the beautiful wife!
Lucy: Beautiful, oh. Stop it! Sweet talker.
Dru: How is my brother finding a wife like you when he is so bald? Woo-hoo! These must be my nieces! Huh! You're Agnes, you're small with big eyes! And it makes me want to put you in my pocket!
Agnes: You can't do that. I'm too big.
Dru: And Edith, I can tell that you are a little mischievous. We're going to have to make a little trouble later.
Edith: Wha...I already have!
Butler: Ow. Ow! Ow! Please, stop. Why are you doing that? Ow! Ow.
Dru: Fist bump for mischievous behavior. And Margo! Oh, you are so mature. I'm guessing what...you are fifteen?
Gru: She's twelve! She looks twelve. And will always be twelve.
Lucy: So, Dru...this place is amazing. I mean, you just walk through the doors and you're like: wooooowwwooowwooooo!!
Dru: Eh. It's nice, I guess, sure. I'm not really into 'things.'
Edith: Wow! This is so cool! Oh my gosh, he's even got a helicopter!
Agnes: This is the best!
Gru: Yes, the best. All right, let's go home now.
Lucy: Home? Why?
Gru: I don't know, this guy, with the mansion and the cars and...all the hair, silky-smooth, luxurious hair. I feel worse than I did before I came.
Lucy: Oh, but he's your brother, Gru. Give this a chance.
Dru: Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I catch up on some brother stuff, you girls should go with Fritz. He has a surprise for you.
Agnes: I love surprises!
Lucy: Oh, this is perfect. Mother-daughter bonding time. Let's do it. Woo-woo! Bye! You boys have fun.
Gru: Ha ha ha! Whoopee!